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When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
Poptart by _hunny_ December 13, 2018

Poptart Effect 

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."
Poptart Effect by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018

poptart ass niggas 

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon

POPTARTS 

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....
Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel
A snack that makes you horny asf
Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
Poptart by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019

Poptartt 

Weirdo/corny person who can be takin serious when talking to another person
Her: My weave itches

Him: wtf b**** you a poptartt