I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

Gym Teacher Phobia

The irrational fear of gym teachers

Why does he look so nervous around the gym teacher? I think he has gym teacher phobia

by icedamericano October 19, 2021

phonies

two or more girls walking through a store,mall,parking lot or down the side walk totally oblivious to the rest of the world because they have their eyes and hands permanently attached to their phones.

While shopping at Wegmans today I ran into the same two phonies six times.

by Mr. Antiphonie December 26, 2010

phorite

Describes a member of the temopraily defunct website Phora.org. Use among members of said site can be viewed as endearing, use by non-members is hateful and bigoted.

Those Phorites should go back to where they came from.

by Fearless Fraizer July 6, 2005

phobi

A unit of hatred.

1 blago / second = 1 K phobi

After a tough day at the office, I had a severe headache due to the amount of phobi I was experiencing.

by phobi_tastic_1 February 13, 2009

vidigamea phobia

1.Fear of video games.
2.Fear of beating a video game.
3.Fear of being around a video game.

1.I am scared that the video game might come alive.
2.I don't want to beat this level because I don't want do something wrong and I have vidigamea phobia.
3.The last time i was around a video game it cracked from my reflection

by Aadland February 6, 2008

phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014