Phone Jab

A jab from a phone.

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww

by DavePen February 1, 2012

spirit phone

perfection

guy: spirit phone
other guy: lemon😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

by human i think February 3, 2023

razer phone

A Brick shape Gaming Phone Made by Razer

Hey man I just got the Razer Phone it’s a gaming phone for gamers

by Klinkhammer November 22, 2017

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

by YAWA February 12, 2020

cell phone

Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010