Permafrosted

Someone who has just been burned but is so slow, he doesn't realize that he's been burned untill at least 8 or 9 seconds after the burn.

Person 1: Man, there's this kickass party tonight, and only the popular kids are invited.
Person 2: Well, I guess that rules you out then.
Person 1: I guess you're right...Hey, wait a minute!
Person 2: Congrats! You've been completely and totally Permafrosted!

by Nurmi September 17, 2005

Perm

Josh Renk - the kid who had a perm!

Cari Lieske is going out with the PERM.... that perm is fucked up man!

by Cole Ebertowski December 12, 2004

Permaban

Geraldo Rivera

Damn, I'm such a Geraldo Rivera. I just got permabanned for being too toxic even though they suck

by Crackingcheeks93 November 16, 2018

permabear

the people who actually make money

George Soros was a permabear so he made a lot of money

by super_man_v2 March 3, 2017

Permadirt

Skin that permanently looks dirty and darker from obese people, notably in their fat folds.

Bro, look at that lady's second chin permadirt. She's got bottom foot permadirt, too. Gnarly.

by Permadirt March 13, 2021

perm three

male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin

steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

Perm Herman

Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.

Perm Herman will eat all the scrimp in the ocean

by dickgoesinya January 19, 2005