The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated
by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023
Get the Power of the Patmug. by Lil Dander February 13, 2023
Get the Fuckin' Patmug. A guy who approaches an established group of friends and immediately becomes a part of it. A New Pat typically will physically resemble an amazing friend that one or more people will have known for years. A New Pat immediately becomes a close friend that is reliable, caring, and fun.
by SDub as JFish June 17, 2015
Get the New Patmug. by Urban Lexicography December 21, 2020
Get the Pat Valmug. by the loose one January 3, 2009
Get the smackin' patmug. 
