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white parents

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.
"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"
by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020
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Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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Free Range Parents

Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?

Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
by P-Biddy January 3, 2019
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homophobic parents

The most horrible thing you can have in your life, like do you think I chose to be the big homo? No. Did you choose to be straight? Also no. Fucking bullshit.
Mom I’m gay
Where have we gone wrong?!
Oh why must I have homophobic parents?
by Skskskkskskkstea June 6, 2019
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Asian Parents

People who seem much stricter than they actually are. I have Asian parents and they don't get mad at me if I don't always get straight A's. They are a little strict but are also very kind and caring. (And, the doctor thing is accurate. They do want you to be doctors most of the time. But if you don't want to be a doctor they won't get mad.)
Person 1: I have Asian parents
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes
by 1010binarycode April 24, 2019
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Parents

Parents are supposed to help you when your in trouble. They love you no matter what and they accept you for who you are. They support you when no one else does and they comfort you and make you feel happy and loved.

At least, they are supposed to.
Parents: how was school honey?
Kid: terrible.
Parents: aww it’s okay sweetie.
Kid: thanks mom and dad.
by Oof_hi December 10, 2019
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the Fairly odd parents

Cracked up tv show about a stupid 10 year old kid and his equally cracked up "God Parents" who grant his every wish. Of course he wishes for fun and adventure every episode. I dont know about you but I would wish for Jessica Simpson as my love slave. That would be all the fun and adventure that I would ever need. I'd also wish for world domination and a jet pack. If you ask me that kid is pretty retarded.
Typical episode.

Timmy: DO0DZ GIVE ME DA SMARTZZ!

Wanda: DAT NOT GOOD IDEA!!11!!ONE!

Cosmo: I LUV DICKZ!!!

Wanda: *THWACK*

Cosmo: *insert unfunny line and joke used 5 times earlier here*
by the fonz January 28, 2005
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