May 4 is slap a stranger in the face and if they hit back they are gay/lesbian.
Person 1: *slaps*
Person 2: What was that for?! *slaps Person 1*
Person 1: It’s May 4 you hit me back so ur gay/lesbian!
Person 2: ... crap
The word your parents always respond with.
Kid: I’m gonna go to the bathroom
Kid: can u brush my hair?
A girl who is really quiet and has a hard time trusting people. She has been screwed over by life so many times but manages to keep a smile on her face. She is really shy but once you get to know her, she is really nice and a bit mischievous at times. you can normally find her sitting down reading. She doesn’t prefer to play with others but if you ask nicely, she will come play. She doesn’t have many friends but those who are friends with her, she holds them close to her heart.
Friend: Wow no wonder ur names Illeana!
Illeana(aka me): yeah I guess...
A best friend is someone who sticks up for you and stands by you no matter what. They are kind smart, sarcastic, and will always cheer you up. No one can replace your best friend.
Person 1: Ur my best friend and I luv u.
Person 2: awwww I luv u too bestie!
Parents are supposed to help you when your in trouble. They love you no matter what and they accept you for who you are. They support you when no one else does and they comfort you and make you feel happy and loved.
At least, they are supposed to.
Parents: how was school honey?
Parents: aww it’s okay sweetie.
Kid: thanks mom and dad.
Gargoyles are stone carvings said to come alive at night and protect you. Usually perched somewhere high.
I have a gargoyle on top of my house!
Vsco girls are annoying girls that wear scrunchies and every time they drop their hydroflasks they say weird stuff like sksksksk or And I oop.
Person 1: Ugh these vsco girls are EVERYWHERE!
Vsco girl: *drops hydro flask* And I oop!
Me: *internal screaming*