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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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Track 20

The 20th track (Valerie) on Trilogy (Compilation Album by Canadian singer & songwriter; Abel Tesfaye professionally known as The Weeknd)
by kidcudi30 July 25, 2022
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Cy-Tracked

When you smoke Snoop Dog levels of weed and then fall asleep immediately after you made plans to go do something.
Sorry I didnt show up last night, I got Cy-tracked.
by sikpuhp April 20, 2020
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Track Tramps

Women who love men that work on the railroad.

Rig rat for the rail road.
We where comparing all kinds of women, badge bunnies, lot lizards, track tramps and hose hoes.
by Princess Yaya May 3, 2017
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Track Lost

Ugh! We all hate Track Loss. Right, Arcaea fans? We like Track Complete, Full Recall, and especially Pure Memory. Even if you get a 69 it's a Track Lost. That is stupid.
Lizzy: I always get Track Lost on Dreamin' Attraction.
Max: Maybe you aren't doing it right.
by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021
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Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.
I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.
by Boostedmama August 18, 2022
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Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).
Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".
by realrobertreed October 11, 2014
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