The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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Get the Track Tramps mug.Ugh! We all hate Track Loss. Right, Arcaea fans? We like Track Complete, Full Recall, and especially Pure Memory. Even if you get a 69 it's a Track Lost. That is stupid.
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Get the Track Squirrel mug.Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".
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