Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Bench

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall

He is doing the bench again. He's such a bench body. Why can't everyone be a bench

by BenchBody June 8, 2021

Bench

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty

"If i make this shot i get three minutes of BENCH"

by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025

buddy bench

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.

But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!

Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!

by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022

Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.

1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy

by Arron j smith September 8, 2021