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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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Walters, Oklahoma

Walters, Oklahoma. Located In the Southern Region of Oklahoma down by the Texas state line. It’s super small, not really anything to do endless your apart of the popular kids group than you play uno at sonic. If you’re black you’re one of the 5 heroes Bc there is approximately only 5 black people in all of the school. They. Are. Goated. Lots of cops but that’s okay this town loves cops and Donald J. Trump. If you play basketball good. The highschool girls basketball team has a very great coach. This town also has alot of pretty girls and some cute guys. But there has been “bullying” going around lately.. but the people supposedly supposed to be the “bullies” are the ones getting bullied by a transfer student. They just finally decided to stand up for themselves. But other than that flaw, the town of Walters offers a tremendously good English Teacher. Middle and highschool. But the town it’s self has a lot of stray dogs and stray people just wondering around. Most of the people that wonder are crack heads but they come out at night. All in All this town and school are a great place:)
Where do you live? Oh I live in Walters, Oklahoma. Where is that? By Lawton Oklahoma.
by anonymous September 10, 2021
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Oklahoma popsicle

Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.

The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.

The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.
A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.
by Trebor Trams September 17, 2021
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Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide
Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.
by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021
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Oklahoma Scrambler

What more is there to say? You give her the 'ol Oklahoma Scrambler. The infamous move where one recreates the motions of scrambling an egg in the woman's cooter. A long-standing crowd favorite.
Last night Terry gave me the Oklahoma Scrambler...I wont be walking straight for a week!
by MachGuac July 8, 2021
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Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is
by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023
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Oklahoma destroyer

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023
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