nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

by Jim Stern November 22, 2007

washed up willy nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state

"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week

by adam is a sexy SOB February 18, 2005

Nilsson

(n)one whom believes the person to the right of them in a school cafeteria is gorgeous

greg: WOAH did you see timmy today?!?!
bob: yeah man he totally pulled a nilsson and i was like WTF LOLOL
greg: yeah man he's gonna he his ass beat by a polar bear.

by sevensexualsneakers March 12, 2009

Kentucky Full Nelson

why'll laying on your back have your sister in a full nelson and have anal sex.

The Kentucky full nelson. Pinned ya sis!

by i have a giant January 23, 2010

nelson

N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting

Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.

Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring

by Drake Fisher February 8, 2009

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007

Nelson middle school

filled with hella asians but the only relevant onez are rida manu sahej om and aryan everyone likes titus and ava . they sports teams are okay but tha school filled with hella drama and it’s very irrev like nothin compared to griffin or pearson. 👀

Ew nelson middle school 🤢

by ih8everyone18 May 24, 2020