newman smith

a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.

“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”

by r l turner February 16, 2023

Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In

Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!

by Farvtron September 5, 2023

camp newaygo

An all girls camp located in Newaygo Michigan. A place where people can go to make friendships that last forever, like knallys children.

Girl: "Are there any good summer camps I should go to?"
Girl: "Camp Newaygo"

by Coolasthat May 23, 2016

The Newfoundlandian Turducken

When an orgy becomes a sexual human centipede conga line, weaving midgets and tall people into the bunch

Our street parade, the Newfoundlandian Turducken, was quickly halted by the police

by succmedry January 18, 2017

Harry newman

Absolute cutie and I love him, he is goated on fortnite

He is such a harry newman

by Micropeen maniac February 15, 2020

kaiden newman

Super gay loves cum in his hair and uses it as hair gel

Kaiden Newman: A person who uses cum as hair gel

by Youknowwho88899 April 17, 2022

Harlie Newman

A sexy man who’s the best footballer in the world and gets all the birds

U see that harlie Newman

Ye
I want to fuck him
I want to too

by Penisbumhole April 21, 2022