Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

stupid muppet

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li, Who always acting like a puppet.

Shut Up!!! You STUPID MUPPET!!!!!!

by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.

Butt Stuff Muppet *clap clap clap clap clap*

by brodunk February 1, 2017

the biggest muppet ever

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.

Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out

by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020

Muppetting

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.

"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."

by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021