muling

Buying products, usually nail polish or other makeup, and shipping them to people in other parts of the world where these products are not available or are prohibitively expensive. Believe this comes from the idea of a pack mule that carries goods from one place to another.

I wouldn't have any of these MI-NY holos if it weren't for Maria muling them for me from Italy.

by Lionors April 22, 2015

Muling

To ride one like a horse, donkey or mule for sexual gratification until one chaffes.

I went Muling last night and now it's impossible to wear pants.

by SallyDatGirl September 24, 2015

Muling

A word to describe a woman that is so horrifyingly ugly that she is hard to look at, someone who is Muling which is frequently used by massive individuals. Muling can not be used when the woman is above a 5/10 or has massive bunds.

Mate that girl you were cracking on with was Muling mush, sort it out

by Biceps Jones July 26, 2022

Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 July 15, 2008

mule neck

Slong, dick, penis, man sex organs

I need you to rub mule neck.

by .... Anonymous_girl... November 10, 2017

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 28, 2022

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013