muff fluff

Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.

Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.

by Brown Town 22 December 25, 2008

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

by Fanny Mae March 1, 2008

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman March 30, 2012

Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.

Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.

by casualuk February 6, 2022