Molesticon

A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans

Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!

by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003

moleste

Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity

From b3ta.com due to the swear filter that replaces "hug" with "molest"

That's a moleste picture! Keep it below 250 KB!

by bloobloobloobloo January 9, 2005

chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car

(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009

moesplosion

The thunderous and disastrous bowel movement that occurs after consuming anything ordered from Southwest Moe's. Moesplosions can generally be heard, felt, and smelled in a 350-500 mile radius around the epicenter of the explosion.

Hewdiddy went to Moe's to take pictures of Joanna, while there he had a Homewrecker and the resulting Moesplosion wiped Rochester off the map.

by Butters1 March 27, 2009

molestache

type of mustache: not quite a pornstache but just as creepy.

looks like: John Mayer trying to grow a Tom Selleck mustache. John Mayer has a molestache.

by skweakrz March 8, 2011

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Modest

To lie about being worse at something than you actually are.

John: Hey Phil, did you just do the 100 meter sprint in 10 seconds?
Bill: Yeah, but I'm not very good at sprinting.

The opposite of modest is arrogance. This is being truthful about how good you are.

by lanhj001 June 19, 2008