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moses

a nigga who can’t get anything because his pull game weak as fuck
“Sharon asked Denzel if they could go out but Denzel pulled a MOSES and bitched out.”
by aNusShe February 27, 2019
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a moses

when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.
baby, come look at this. i just pooped a moses.
by mitch89 August 23, 2009
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Lil mosey

He “woke up like the manreally not sure why he’s popping
Lil mosey easily dropped the worst freestyle in XXL freshman histories
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.
with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven
by migadimika May 5, 2012
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Moses

A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.
"I need a Moses, it's that time of the month again!"
by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 4, 2009
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Triple Reverse Moses

The most difficult trick ever attempted on skis, on foot, on the high dive, or the trampoline. It is considered physically impossible by many physicists, but a few legends have stomped them.
That triple reverse moses was noble. Parkour!
by willdebeast November 14, 2011
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moses

An extraordinary woman who prides herself in her dick-taking abilities in many ways. She is turned on by having sexual intercourse in the most grimy places such as dumpsters and sewers. She is only capable of one position, which is on bottom, otherwise she will kill her sexual partner with her weight. When having intercourse with her one will find that she makes the most extravagant sex noises, her most notorious being similar to a seal barking. She lurks in the back of bars and clubs picking out her drunk prey to take advantage of.
I saw a a moses today, then i threw up and gauged my eyes out
by weji December 1, 2010
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