wet mop

a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.

a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he assumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.

by arlabs May 30, 2010

piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar May 13, 2005

Crotch Mop

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG December 14, 2008

butt-mop

the phenomenon of having excess hair on one's rear-end. Said excess hair is usually located on but not limited to the butt-cheek area. May also be located around the sphincter and thus contribute to the barking spider phenomenon.

"Eww Bobby, don't moon us, that's gross. I don't wanna see your butt-mop."

by Sid the Janitor March 27, 2008

stinky mop

the sexual act of leaning on a wall or bed inverted and releasing a rea style mudd butt explosion that saturates your frank and beans then receiving oral sex from your willing partner

i still have bits in my teeth from your stinky mop last night honey

by phishsux January 5, 2009

hot mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face

I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

the V-mop

another fabulous term which means a female vagina.

"the v-mop can really stink up a good finger party"


"I didn't think I was going that fast officer, I was concentrating on flossing my girls v-mop...make her all sloppy like good time.."

by chris sheffler June 29, 2008