Monke

Where banana?

“Where banana”-Monke

by Wherebanana? October 17, 2020

monke

monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

Person 1: monke?

Person 2: monke.

Person 3: monke good.

by ill0gical March 25, 2021

sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

monkeytoes

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

parka monkey

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018