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Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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Mong

This weird Asian girl constantly says it like, a lot nobody knows what it means though I think it’s a insult???
Shut up u mong
-Liana (Later Wood)
What are u? A mong?
-Liana (Later Wood)
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Mong

English isn't even your first language, you mong.
by JackEatsRice123 December 9, 2018
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Mong

Mong is another word for idiot
James your a stupid mong
by Matty the twatty November 12, 2018
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Mong

People who are British or have the name
Hugh and Gus you are such mongs
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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
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Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
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