An evil gnome that consumes all and leaves no survivors. Controller of rainbows. It is said that if you see a Moochick rainbow, your demise is soon at hand.
by Balthazar42 November 28, 2013
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Original Post: *says something funny
Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!
Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS
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Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!
Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS
Mooch: Check out this cover and help us get some recognition
https:/www.youtube.com/watch?otherextraneousurlcrap
by Icepick-37 July 28, 2015
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by zuccadocious May 13, 2016
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"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*
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by Ralando July 31, 2017
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by southernsound July 31, 2017
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-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
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-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017
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Thank you all for sharing your stories. I see now that my life doesn't suck as bad as I thought it did.
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Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.
Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse
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1werd
Thank you all for sharing your stories. I see now that my life doesn't suck as bad as I thought it did.
blows puff of air
Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.
Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse
4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica
Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.
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