monochute 

A single manned areola flotation device designed to slow one's rapid acceleration toward the earth. It can be used if one gets ganked smooth out of a banana and cream Cessna. It is also used by NASA personnel to AIDs in the search and recovery of satellites that have been ganked smooth off the t.v.
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Thank you all for sharing your stories. I see now that my life doesn't suck as bad as I thought it did.
blows puff of air

Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.

Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse

4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica

Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.

monochute by Eloganna August 20, 2017

monochode 

A monochode is a penis that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large testicle. This birth defect is also known as being monotescular.

Leo: Did you hear the rumor about Jimmy? Well people are saying he has a monochode. Andrew: I believe it.

monochode by Lenard the 7/11 Employee February 5, 2015

Monophyte 

Monophyte, hailed as a king by those who don't know
The real Jon, the one who doesn't show

By day, he seeks attention
By night, womanly affection

In the end, he is worth nothing you see
All he has left is his measly pea

So farewell you prick ~*~*
AC'ers, you no longer have to suck dick
(not that there is one...)

Monophyte: I will lend SuAP to people who write poems about how cool I am!!!

AC'ers proceed to suck up.

Unsurprisingly, Monophyte ends up not lending or lending only to those he considers a friend or a friend of friends.

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Monophyte by A More Handsome, Nicer Neopian July 22, 2010

monophyte 

A skinny white boy who happens to be really rich on neopets but only lends his prized Super Attack Pea to willing semi-hooker AC-ERS super attack whore who want to get lent.

monophyte : Haha! Sorry men, you won't be getting any SuAP from me. Bring on da laidiez~~

AC Whore : Oh jon, please lend me and I will do some late night video chat sessions with you over MSN

monophyte by The best avatar chatter July 28, 2010

minchute 

minchute: A word to describe an uncontrollable sense of dread after seeing or thinking about the word Minute.

This can also be affected (in rare cases) by seeing minutes on a clock.

When Charlie told me he wanted to talk for a minute, I started to feel a bit minchute.

I wish I wasn't so minchute when I looked back at the old clock...

minchute by Adams_rob200 May 28, 2023

Monocule 

When someone doesn't know what a molecule is.

So we were going to build this monocule for the science fair.

Monocule by aug317 August 31, 2010

monocules 

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.

monocules by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011