take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

mans

When a guy isn't your boyfriend, but he isn't exactly a friend either. He's somewhere in between. He may eventually be your man or he's someone that you're fooling around with. Some may also use the term to refer to their celebrity man crush.

girl 1: Damn look at Chris, he looks really good shirtless.
girl 2: That's my mans. Back off.

by thatshortbitch March 27, 2017

Rich Mans Wank

To jerk off into a condom.
Generally for people that have a lot of money.

Woah, hes rich.. obviously does the Rich Mans Wank

by DenV May 29, 2007

mansfield

(Verb) The act of backing out of a commitment; to tease; never follow through with your promises; broken promises or commitments; to cancel an order

We had plans this weekend and the chick just up and mansfielded on me.

by Mike Cloutier February 26, 2009

mans

What stupid high school boys in London call themselves, they are under the assumption that they are full grown men and that they actually mean something to the world. When in reality they suck arse.

See vikas
pussy boy: nuff mans want to cut that boi
arse kisser: yeah if you start a fight i will jump in and hold him down
pussy boy: im gonna fuck him up

by Quitelate June 11, 2006

Short Mans Syndrome

When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.

John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?
Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??
Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??
Percy: Yeah its true.
John: Omg no it isnt!!
Lucy: Err bye...
John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.
Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!
John: Twat.

by Dr.Fillipe I. N. Nicholas BSc. April 21, 2009

mansfield

Mansfield: To constanly leave work early with the excuse that you need to go to the doctors. I.E. Another form of skiving.

Employee 1: I'm fed up with work I'm gonna 'go to the doctors'
Employee 2: So you're doing a mansfield then?

by Angry Spartacus April 19, 2011