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citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.
I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!
by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013
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unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone
Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(
by TheCity_ December 2, 2016
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Honey-Midterm Phase

The time between when you take a midterm and get it back. It is defined by feelings of ecstatic happiness and self-praise: "That wasn't so hard" and "I think I did really well on that". Time period can is typically between a couple days to a week, but can last months if your professor is lazy and disorganized. Preceded by Seasonal Midterm Disorder and succeed by Depression upon seeing your score.
"Hows your week been?"

"Great, I took at midterm on Monday and have been in the Honey-Midterm Phase all week!"
"Oh look scores just came out"
"Fuck"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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High Maintenance

by Frenchie19 October 20, 2020
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¡Ay mantequilla!

Spanish for “Oh butter!” this is something that you can scream in a Spanish vc and confuse the shit out of everyone because they will be wondering if you are saying “Oh butter!” or “There is the butter!” or “Is there butter!” due to Ay sounding similar to Hay, which depending on how you sound can mean either of those 3 things.
Todd: ¡Ay mantequilla! (Oh butter!)
Victim 1: ¡Cálmate amigo! (Calm down my friend!)
Victim 2: ¿Hizo dijiste “Hay mantequilla”? (Did you say “is there butter”?)
Todd: ¡Ay mantequilla! ¡Ay mantequilla! (Oh butter! Oh butter!)
Victim 1 and 2: *Wheeze*
Todd: ¡Ay mantequilla! ¡Ay mantequilla! (Oh butter! Oh butter!)
Victim 1: ¡Deja de preguntar eso! (Stop asking that!)
*Todd left the chat*
by ¡Ay mantequilla! January 21, 2021
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lewis manterfield

sexist ranga alive. big pp very epic. also, 4 foot and not got a girlfriend
"Eww, it's that ranga lewis"
"I love that guy lewis manterfield" - no one ever
by Very Smart person that is tall November 17, 2021
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Jonny From Maintenance

When someone uses mechanical lubricants to masturbate
Greg got caught pulling a Jonny From Maintenance with the 10w30
by The Roc Nights March 21, 2019
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