not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

the truth of the matter

A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.

Q: How did he win without the popular vote?

A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.

by Garden11 December 30, 2017

The Masters School

A place to get hard Drugs and good eggs at breakfast.

"Lets go to the Masters School" Which, Translates to "Lets go eats some eggs"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA January 20, 2022

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.

Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters

by killacrackaz January 13, 2011

Hey There Mister!

A Greeting

Man: Hey There Mister!

Stranger: Who's This?

by JimboJenkins12 June 12, 2020

mas-ter-bating

when a male holds his penis and moce up and down

by kleo =) July 12, 2003