Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time

Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019

Mallyshag

isle of wight slang for caterpillar

thats a gurt mallyshag on that leaf

by jon12345678910 October 7, 2008

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Mall fucked

The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.

"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".

by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013

Malthias Religion

A religion/ cult based around the hating and murdering of feminist as they are mentally il and need help. They were formed in 2017 in the state of Illinois. This religion/ cult is on the rise and may be ready to attack at any moment. Malthias are not really bad people at heart.

"yo dude are you a Malthias?"

"yea man"
"well i was just verbally assaulted by a feminist"
"lets go talk with he- i mean it"
Malthism is not a joke and should be taken seriously - Malthias Religion
well malthias will also stop at nothing to stop a feminist at all cost and will even kill just to get rid of or fix the feminist but what must be done must be done as easy as that. me myself? no i ma not a "Malthias" Cult follower but they have a website and everything so yeah.

by Clash Royale is gay December 3, 2018

Smegma Male

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016