Logic Rage

What can only be described as a frothing at the mouth love for pointing out straw man arguments and logical fallacies.

Have you read anything I've posted? You're ignoring my argument, quit using straw man fallacies to bolster your side, it only makes you look ignorant. You have invoked my Logic Rage.

by Moltkius June 14, 2010

legislate from the bench

What judges do when they hand down a decision you don't like.

The decision by the Ninth Circuit Court to ban roof-mounted bazookas on pickup trucks is a blatant example of judges who legislate from the bench.

by jack6128 December 12, 2012

logician

A person who excels at undeniable display of logic.

''The debates are about to start. . . I'm sure many logicians will join us again.''
''Logicians? Oh my, I have to practice more!''

by Luminatron May 5, 2013

logic vacuum

When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you

She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan

by Logicvacuum June 7, 2017

Logicing

The act of out smarting someone to prove your superior intelligence

Hey, what are you doing right now?
I’m logicing John right now. Need to put him straight.

by Scackowski February 14, 2018

spaghetti logic

n. computer slang. A program with commands that are put awry on purpose, to create a chaotic program.

This program just makes my computer go to shit, it's all spaghetti logic!

by ElCapitan February 6, 2005

bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.

"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"

by bruno6 July 9, 2009