Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.
Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.
Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.
• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.
Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.
Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.
Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.
• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.
Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.
Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:
'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'
'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'
'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
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a Karen moment is usually happening to someone, who is insecure and experiencing a temporary crisis that overwhelms them to the point of delusion. often these instances will devolve into racism, with most Karen moments being initiated by Caucasian individuals telling visible minorities to go back to their own country, or in other instances they can be initiated by a fundamental misunderstanding of their rights and freedoms. this is often accompanied by anti mask or religious sentiments. with the rise of anti mask culture Karen-moments have been on the rise as conflicts with those who feel their rights are infringed will fly into rages and have outbursts of violence or verbal abuse on employees of stores or bystanders who are minding their own business. often one Karen will gravitate towards another and their entitlement will interact this is known as a k-hole and can have legal ramifications for both parties.
is that another "Karen-moment" Jim?, yeah I'm just taking her into central booking she wont be in jail for longer than a day or two, (unintelligible screaming)
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There is no one else that is like Karelynn! Karelynn is really HELLA different than the others. Karelynn is one of the best girls that you will ever meet in a lifetime!
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