Jonah

Jonah is probably a tall handsome man with soft fluffy hair that gets in his face. He is a very deep emotional and sad person but he hides it from most of the world. He's very mean to the average person but there is usually a person or two that get his soft spot. He has a huge dick, Im talking 8 inches. Jonah is a religious name so he's probably uncut but don't you dare worry about that, as a woman I can say uncut feels better and is just intimidating cause its not what your used to. Your very unlikely to be selected as a Jonah's Lover because he chooses very few but if you do one day get this opportunity you will remember it forever.

Man that guy Jonah is so mean

Yeah but he has a soft spot

by Karry K April 9, 2021

Jonah it

To have a phenomenal lead during the game, and blow it and completely lose at the end

Matthew had a lead of 21 points in the football game in the 4th quarter. But then Jonah it and lost 21 to 24 at the end.

by Jonah Marsh May 16, 2021

Jonah Marais's girlfriend

Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.

"omg is that who I think it is?" "omg yeah it's Shayne. She's Jonah Marais's girlfriend."

by Barbie_Bxtch May 23, 2021

jonaleen

She's a simple girl with a mind-blowing personality. She has the sweetest smile and the cutest laugh and though she'll never admit, she has the prettiest face too. She may not seem like much but once you get to know her you'll find that she's beautiful in every way, from the way she thinks to the way she speaks. Her sophisticated mind is her biggest asset and she's not afraid to be straightforward. If you meet her, you'll find that she's a necessary part in your life.

When Jonaleen smiles, all my problems seemingly disappears.

She's so beautiful, yet she doesn't know.

by theguywhosendsyouhome November 22, 2021

Jonahmae Panen Pacala

the only Queen of the JSLs.

Jonahmae Panen Pacala is the Queen of the JSLs and Wattpad. she is the most beautiful and kindest woman in our world! the JSLs love you. and this is truer than our other truths Queen J!

by jinreee November 23, 2021

Jona-beta

Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.

"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"

by BuzzCutGandhi November 24, 2021

Jonah

A person who usually holds the rights to a very large BONER, pronounced "bonah" from the british accent, every word ending in -ah, -nah, or -er can be placed at the end of Jo- to make sense and complete a new definition. Putting another word in front of -nah, such as "Tunah" would also carry a double meaning, one being of Jonah.

"You joni little Jonah"

by BigBonah123 January 31, 2022