Don Johnson

To pull a quick maneuver on someone while driving in traffic, it saves you time but pisses other people off.

I totatlly just Don Johnsoned all of those people waiting to turn.

by Bill Sardell April 25, 2006

jeh johnson

Jeh Johnson is an American lawyer and former government official who served as the fourth United States Secretary of Homeland Security from 2013 to 2017. He was a man who had a lot of power and still has a lot of power.

Man that guy is as powerful as Jeh Johnson

by Alphagamer47 April 28, 2020

Mr Johnson

When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"

The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.

by morris chestnut August 6, 2009

Hayley Johnson

One of the greatest people you will ever know. Smart, beautiful, sexy, nice and anything else positive you can think about a person. Anyone who is with her is the happiest person of there life and guys who aren't wish they could be. She is perfect. If you don't think so you're insane.

"Hey do you know Hayley Johnson?"

"Yea who doesn't? Shes perfect."

by TobiasTheOtter September 19, 2013

Shawn Johnson

Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.

Scenario 1:

Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!

Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!

Scenario 2:

Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!

Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!

by Garam Masala October 18, 2008

Tragic Johnson

1) A very unfortuante or small penis.

2) A penis that just can't get it up.

3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".

Could that possibly be an inch and a half? That is one Tragic Johnson!

Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.

Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson

by Jon G. / Jeanette M. May 7, 2008

Emily Johnson

An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.

Emily Johnson

by emilyjohnsonisnumberone April 19, 2011