Jersey Puller

A girl who "attaches" herself to a member of a local (or national if she lucky) team in order to get into pubs and clubs.
Usually underage and sporting so much fake tan she resembles an "umpa lumpa" and badly done make up.

See her over there she's an awful Jersey Puller.

by Jake Jr. July 12, 2009

jersified

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.

Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.

by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

jersey justice

A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.

SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.

by Geoff Lilley January 10, 2011

Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 24, 2011

Jersey Slut

A term in beer pong for a re-rack typically featuring 5 cups with 3 in a fashion parallel to the table length interlocked with 2 in a fashion parallel to the table length. This term originated in 2010 in Washington, DC and is also known, often times, as a zipper. If racked correctly, it may resemble Snooki's 2010 body shape.

Bro 1: Hey, dude, I'm sucking dick at this game right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, you are, broski. You better get a re-rack.
Bro 1: Yeah, brah. I'll have a jersey slut.
*Bro 2 re-racks to a jersey slut*
Bro 1: Thanks, bro.
Bro 2: Always got your back, bro. Bros for life.
Bro 1: Total bromance.
Bro 2: For sure. Jersey sluts all day.

by JerseySlore August 17, 2014

jersey bam bam

When you are banging a hot chick, fall on the floor and get smacked in the ass by a guy named Mark coming into the wrong room.

I was pulling a jersey bam bam and have the sore knees to prove it.

by Teagen April 5, 2015

jereimiah

YOUR BOY!! Hell always have your back!! He may be a BUTT sometimes! But you know you love him....You may even fall inlove with him...most do

isabella- DUDE I THINK IM IN LOVE
jenny- With?
Isabella- JEREIMIAH
Jenny- No shocker...me to!

by #Me! December 20, 2016