Jarrod

A Fucking retard who

looks retarted and thinks he’s cool and always ditches his friends

Fuck Jarrod’s a retard

by Ldjebsvhzhahrb August 30, 2019

Jarred

A male version of a small female dog.

dude, hes such a jarred.

by theonewhohatesyou November 22, 2011

JARRET

The best thing that has ever happened to me he says he loves me more but we all know I love him more than life it's self he makes me smile and laugh and I honestly don't know what I would do with out him if u see him he's mine so fuck off bitches he is the love of my life and I'm going to marry him and we are going to have our own family one day and can't wait until that day comes because I'll be the happiest girl in the world I love u babe - your loving girlfriend Emily

Jarret why tf did u fuck Robert again

Because he's prettier than u Emily

by Crazygirl1353- March 28, 2017

Jeff Jarrett

one of the worlds wrost wrestler, Him and his old jack off in TNA suck. Can't wait till abyss comes to the WWE bitchs.

you fucking idots if you belive he is cool

by ~Michelle~ January 8, 2005

Jarrod

a giant Dum Dum......the bestest Dum Dum at that

Hey Jarrod, I like it when you call me Dirt.

by Artgirl1028 April 14, 2010

Jarred

A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.

That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.

by Kangaruse February 13, 2010

jarring

JARRING
v.

Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.

Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.

by Cainen April 28, 2006