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January 1st 

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes
girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days
January 1st by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

January 1st 

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.
Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.
January 1st by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

january 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA REILLY!!!!!! you are so amazing smart and pretty don't let no guy hurt you. boys you need to get with this girl she goes to sturgeon and is super amazing and i wish she loved me but she prolly don't. plz don't let her slip from your grasp. she wants to be a photographer, and she likes makeup every now and then,and her favorite color is green. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA I LOVE YOU~collin ingrassia
guy 1: damn bro shes fire in bed have you had her?
me: dont talk about her like that.
bro 1: she was born on January 15
january 15 by collin_ingrassia January 9, 2020

January 13 

The day you have to ask out your crush and when and if they say no tell them they have to give you a chance because it is January 13
One person: Did Charlie ask out Hayden?
Another person: yes didn’t you hear it Is

January 13 !✌️
January 13 by ~Lilly Wooten January 12, 2020

January 15th 

hey babe did you know today was January 15th?

Oh snap I'm on it ;)
January 15th by boppinpoppin January 15, 2020

January 15th 

The day Uni and College apps are due. Full of stress and terror.
Ugh, it's almost January 15th and I haven't got started on my application!
January 15th by Sam1d August 24, 2020