Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank

Dumb, Stupid, Pointless

Doctor: We're going to replace your kidney for someone else's because your sucks.

Woman: This is JANK!!!!

by LiPlOcK_007 September 20, 2009

Janked

A very small prank.

You just got janked!

by Rylie Baycon February 6, 2023

Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.

I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.

by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022

Jank

This word is completely made up by a syrian.

Im Charlie and i made up jank.

by Williamwonker January 1, 2021

d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one

I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.

by pasquetti October 17, 2019