jimmy jackass

person whom you do not know, whom is acting foolishly.

Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"

passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"

by The Pi Guy17 February 18, 2011

Pro Jackass

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.

Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.

by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011

terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.

Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.

by Podium July 11, 2011

political jackass

One who forces their beliefs down ones throat and will do everything he can to discredit your argument.
See also: Progressive

Person 1: Man, that person is always talking about his beliefs, even when I already said I accept people for who they are. Who would do that?
Person 2: A Political Jackass

by dr.cerealguy January 7, 2016

caleb jackass baby butt

A jack ass baby butt that sucks up to all his teachers

Dude, he is such a caleb jackass baby butt

by HHHHHHHHHIIIIIII February 6, 2018

fucking jackass

Fucking Jackass is Donkey from Shrek.

Shrek:
No, my swamp
Donkey:
Our swamps
Shrek:

Fucking Jackass

by xxxkillerspreexxx July 19, 2020

Goddamn Jackass

Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.

Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."

Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."

by umbreonxxx February 14, 2021