Joel Olivier
Joel Olivier by weasel69 May 17, 2023
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Joel's Law
Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
Joel's Law by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008
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Joel Penis
Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
Joel Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015
Joel Madden
Joel Reuben Madden. (sickboy)
Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.
Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.
Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.
Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.
All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)
Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.
Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.
Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.
Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.
All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)
Joel Madden: "I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever."
Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!
Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!
Joel Madden by me-me-me July 21, 2008
Joel Barlow High School
Situated in Redding, CT this high school is made up of the Easton and Redding kids, because both towns are basically too small to have their own place. School spirit is at an all time low, and doesn’t seem like we’ll start yelling ‘Barlow’s got the Power’ with our disliked cheerleaders until our athletics shape up and everyone come down from their high or sobers up a little bit. If you ask a Barlow kid what they listen to, most likely they will either say Dave Matthews Band or, if they think they are scene, From First to Last or Bleed the Dream.
The school has this wonderful tendency to be really weird. The walls for instance, are pink splattered paint that is sometimes known as “pig vomit paint”. Also, if you are looking for the record holder of pulled fire alarms in one year, you may want to check out Barlow. Those who were in the school in 2004-2005 will remember the ‘mercury spill’ when the whole school was denied lunch because someone spilt a little mercury on the floor near the cafeteria.
The school has this wonderful tendency to be really weird. The walls for instance, are pink splattered paint that is sometimes known as “pig vomit paint”. Also, if you are looking for the record holder of pulled fire alarms in one year, you may want to check out Barlow. Those who were in the school in 2004-2005 will remember the ‘mercury spill’ when the whole school was denied lunch because someone spilt a little mercury on the floor near the cafeteria.
Joel Barlow High School kid 1: oh my god, I'm so high right now, the stuff on the walls are moving!
Kid 2: dude, I'm not high, but I think they might be....
Kid 2: dude, I'm not high, but I think they might be....
Joel Barlow High School by jbhs08! September 1, 2008
Joel Turner
Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatboxing act at the finals of Australian Idol. Later, he was signed up onto a record label and released the hits; These Kids and Knock Ya Out
Joel Turner is a sign that some of the judges don't know what the people want, and only choose who they like.
Joel Turner by Lunatic January 27, 2005
joel madden
A wholesome non-whoreish singer who can hit the most amazing notes. Has dated Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie, which is stupid, but is nothing serious. Like black but at the same time looks kind and not emo. I think he's great and I don't give a motherfuck what people say.
Woweeeeee did you go to Good Charlotte's concert?JOEL MADDEN!!!
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life
joel madden by ihatemichael December 14, 2007