French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.

Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.

by coke daddy March 8, 2015

club hot

Someone who is more attractive in a night club.

Matthew is tall and blonde, he is in the ultimate in club hot.

by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014

Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010

Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots

Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.

by TooSick4U February 10, 2010

Lunch Club

Dead!

person 1: yo why is lunch club dead

person 2: callmecarson

by mifties March 5, 2021

club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017

static club

Frame banging static boys #fuckbags

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex

by The static kids November 21, 2021