The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.
Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015
Get the Iced Fingeringmug. by Thispussyispoppin January 14, 2018
Get the ice on toastmug. Jack: puts salt and ice on skin
Vera: wtf are you doing youre gonna get 3rd degree burns dumbass whore
Vera: wtf are you doing youre gonna get 3rd degree burns dumbass whore
by wjsnoutsold November 17, 2022
Get the salt and icemug. An older synonym for the sport of bandy, but since it may be misinterpreted as meaning ice hockey it is not very much used nowadays.
In the 19th Century, hockey on the ice was played in the Fens in England. It has since developed into the modern sport of bandy.
by EliasG April 6, 2018
Get the hockey on the icemug. When you "ice someone out" (i.e., dump them, fire them, or otherwise get rid of them from your life) via a coldly detached, corporate-style, bureaucratic message, resembling a business memo.
Sample Ice Memo:
"Dear Sir: I regret to inform you that, after careful consideration, I have decided to go in a different direction. This decision does not reflect any personal misgivings, but rather it is merely in the best interest of all parties involved. Sincerely, X."
Reaction to Receiving Ice Memo:
"I dated that woman for a year, and I cannot believe that she broke up with me via an ice memo."
"Dear Sir: I regret to inform you that, after careful consideration, I have decided to go in a different direction. This decision does not reflect any personal misgivings, but rather it is merely in the best interest of all parties involved. Sincerely, X."
Reaction to Receiving Ice Memo:
"I dated that woman for a year, and I cannot believe that she broke up with me via an ice memo."
by Spotted Zebra June 30, 2023
Get the Ice Memomug. VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".
JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!
by professorglo June 17, 2012
Get the Ice Augermug. by *Bonelesspizza* November 28, 2018
Get the Boneless Icemug.