Herp Derp

to act in the way of sexual conduct, and to release tension in the process.
He herped her til she derped.

Go herp yourself.

He derped on her face.

They herp derped
by nfalse February 14, 2011
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Finger Herpes

(noun)

A brain-rotting STD, "Finger Herpes" occurs from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.
My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime! Touching it causes finger herpes!
by Ethic_Hackman January 23, 2007
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E-Herpes

When your doctor emails you the results of STI test.
"God dammit, i just got E-Herpes"
by Jayisfap March 01, 2009
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Alien Herpes

To have supernatural abilities
You seen Eminem spit a rhyme on freestyle? I swear, he got alien herpes or sum.
by Guy Purson April 24, 2015
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tree herpes

a type herpes that is contracted when having some sort of bodily fluids pass with a lesbian or bisexual
fred and phil are talking and phil tells fred he wish he wouldnt have made out with that lesbian last night cause now he has a horrible case of tree herpes
by dan the man B-dog November 11, 2009
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Shillinglaw Herpes

This is the type of herpes style rash that appears at the back of the neck. Its typically a sign of utter gaydom. Also probably a sign that you bend over and take it in the ass repeatedly. Hell, if you have such a rash , just go on an admit that you are a gay boi junkie.
Andy stayed outta work today because he has Shillinglaw Herpes.
by someone April 27, 2004
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herp derp

A state of being ridiculously high off of marijuana so much so that you see shimmering and may hallucinate. Can be used simply to express being very high though.
Can be shortened to HD for use in code.
Are you herp derp yet?
by babslovesbeinhd November 05, 2010
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