Heffelbower

The greatest teacher ever to walk the earth

We're talking about the physics of Mario in Heffelbower's class

by buickregal01 October 16, 2021

Heffelbowerian

In the style of Heffelbower.

Snyder couldn't have written that, it's too Heffelbowerian

by buickregal01 November 23, 2021

Heiferfied

A person who has had sex with a heifer has been heiferfied

Man he got Heiferfied last night!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal

"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

Heffelfinger

Named after Pudge Heffelfinger who was a guard at Yale. It means to finger blast a lady so well that she will become a simp for daddy for the rest of her years. No one will come between her heffelfingering daddy and her. uWu

Daddy hit me with the heffelfinger last night. I’m gonna marry him.

by Daddy Heffelfinger September 20, 2022

Heiferness

Hef-fur-ness

Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.

E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!

by Xanathoes December 14, 2022

Heiferness

< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood.

Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.

Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.

Damn her heiferness is hard to understand, what did she say Helen??!

by Xanathoes December 14, 2022