Hamstermid

1. A pyramid made of hamsters.
2. A pile made by one or more hamsters after taking dinner.

1. Miss C: Ooh ... All my hamsters got on top of each other and they look like a pyramid.

Mr. M: Erm ... Hamstermid ?

2. I should clean my hamster's cage. It looks like he made a hamstermid last night.

by Azzaro September 26, 2009

Hipster Humper

a girl who is attracted only to hipsters

She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

by t_elliot March 18, 2011

accidental hipster

A person that does not follow hipster fashion or trends and unknowingly does something hipster-like. May involve choice of clothing, hair style, music, drink, etc.

Normal Guy: Dude you're drinking a PBR.
Accidental Hipster: Yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.

Normal Guy: Where did you get those Ray-Bans?
Accidental Hipster: Found them in the parking lot.

Normal Guy: You are so accidental hipster right now.
Accidental Hipster: Oh Goddammit!

by sigourney beaver October 26, 2011

Indiana Hipster

A morbidly obese mid-western man or woman who wears inappropriate clothing for their size

I can't believe I can see the thong on that Indiana hipster through her tight yoga pants

by IMDL guy August 30, 2012

Zhu Zhu Hamsters

Little cheap mechanical hamsters that roll around on a track or in a cage and also have little outfits that can be worn. They are the Christmas '09 toy fad. As usual with these types of toys people will look back on them a few years from now and wonder why there was such a big hype.

Person A: I have to get Zhu Zhu Hamsters for my kid this year!
Person B: WTF is a Zhu Zhu Hamster?
Person A: I don't know some little toy hamster or some shit but I HAVE to get one or my kid will freak out.

by foofie-no-no December 6, 2009

Hipsterflip

The subjective experience resulting from taking the research psychedelic 2C-E followed by increments of bk-MDMA (Methylone) as the 2C-E peaks and throughout its plateau. The depth and intensity of the experience is heavily dose dependent. The experience is comparable to a tripped out, underground, indie version of the infamous Candyflip (LSD + MDMA), hence its name.

The combination of research chemicals holds many risks however. A Hipsterflip, with high enough doses, can leave one feeling extremely depersonalized for weeks to come, as well as inducing indefinite HPPD visual alterations and patterning. Excessive amounts of bk-MDMA, as with many stimulating euphoriants/entactogens, can lead to high blood pressure, prolonged rapid heart rate, and heart attack. The long term effects of both 2C-E and bk-MDMA are not yet fully understood.

Guy 1: "Alright, so last night, I Hipsterflipped. At 10:00PM, I ate around 18mg of 2C-E. And then, I parachuted doses of methylone over the course of the night, probably up until around 4AM. I've never experienced such a colorful, tripped out, drugged up psychedelic experience in all of my life."

Guy 2: "Dude, you're fucking crazy! How are you feeling today?"

Guy 1: "Well, I still haven't managed to sleep yet. My heart has been beating out of my chest for the past 12 hours, I feel like my mind is suffocating in a Nazi gas chamber, I've been hallucinating the must fucked up, hypnotic shit all day long. In contrast to ecstasy comedowns, I'm not depressed at least. I definitely don't recommend combining 2C-E with a ton of methylone. I've probably permanently damaged my heart."

by grzu July 24, 2010

Hipster in Disguise

Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.

Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.

by TeddieRoosevelt April 17, 2010