Idaho Hammock

When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.

Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.

Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.

by HopeKoala April 7, 2022

Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.

by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.

After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.

by Bein6rough July 9, 2023

I love Haino

Saying that you love little kids' feet

"Oh my god I love Haino
-Jeffrey Epstein

by max 40w May 3, 2023

hooping it up in the hammock

To lounge around, relax.

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.

by Szee June 2, 2015

hammock

A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.

The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock

by RockMink November 10, 2004