As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology July 26, 2016

Great Gatsby

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.

"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"

by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008

Gatsby

A fakeass who pretends to have everything like money, cars, and bling. But in reality all that he puts himself out to be isn't even real one bit. He lives with his parents, has no ride, no job, and no future. All he does is spew bullshit out of his mouth. Only thing real about him is that he is a REAL FUCKING LOSER.

Damn that Kory guy was nothing but a fucking Gatsby....he ain't got shit.

by Funfaced October 8, 2014

Goats

Those unsightly wet spots under a person's arms.

Jim raised his arms to answer the question and he was sporting some nice goats today.

by Victor Keith May 16, 2008

1008 grams

1008 grams = 1 kilo.

Most commonly used in the underground drug trade, specifically for Heroin , Cocaine, anything that ships in a "brick" .

1 kilo of cocaine contains 1008 grams.

by 9904 May 14, 2016

The Great Gatsby

Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.

I just got assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time!

by neegbag August 16, 2009

goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

by trice22 March 11, 2009