Gordon

Gordon is one of the best hall monitors at Harbord Collegiate Institute. He is super friendly and gets along with everyone.

Student:Today Gordon helped me carry my bio project up the stairs.
He so nice, isn't he?
Other Student: Damn Right He Is!!!!!!!!!!!

by CockSucker6996 April 11, 2019

Fischer Gordon

Big gay and burly Cuban man. Can be observed running around wildly with a shovel every afternoon. Genuinely hates feminists and will obliterate any that he comes across. Gets angry very easily. "Agh I’m so mad."

Guy: hey Fischer Gordon do you wanna study?
Fischer: ah I’m so mad !!!

by Rball March 18, 2018

Archie Gordon

A person that is really short and hides kids in a basement

Yesterday I did a Archie Gordon

by DeffoNotJamal69 October 14, 2019

Pulling a Gordon

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

gordon

A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.

Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny

by armitage May 19, 2006

jeff gordon

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

Gorf

The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.

Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!

by Richmeister August 20, 2014