Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

CMU Goggles

When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.

John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.

by Usofat25 July 12, 2009

camp goggles

When one is at camp (think cabins, roasting marshmallows, singing campfire songs type of camps) for an extended period of time such that members of the opposite sex that are usually considered "ugly" are seen as "hot" or attractive.

Man, I was up at Falcon Lake Camp for 3 weeks and ugly Jane started looking hotter and hotter by the 7th day.

by XxWildChildxX July 18, 2005

googlecation

Taking a vacation using Google Maps Street View. Even cheaper than a staycation.

I googlecationed in Paris this afternoon at a little cafe near the Eifel tower. It was lovely.

by meshelleee March 2, 2009

Googledexterous

Proficiency or expertise in using search engines, such as Google, to find helpful or meaningful results, especially through the use of parameters and boolean operators.

I couldn't figure out what was wrong, but my googledexterous roommate found a forum post with a solution. Who knew a bachelor's in library science would pay off?

by HildegardvonBingen June 9, 2009

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014