Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.

This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."

by precision123 December 10, 2011

Around The Globe Dome

When you receive head from 3 or more girls that are from differents racial backrounds at once.

1. "Yo i just an around the globe from that english chick the spanish chick and the asian chick but i couldnt get hard"

2. L Dub : "son he had three girls from 3 different nationalities sucking his dick"
Vito: "Hahahaha"
L Dub: "He got an around the globe dome dogg"
Vito : "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Vito : "That made my day"

by Lamar "L-dub" Lax God (and VJ) August 11, 2008

Global Slut

A term given to someone who travels a lot, specifically to other countries (hence the word 'global'), for their studies or for work experience. Supposed to be used in a joking manner.

Ivan: I got my time-off approved by my boss.
Amy: Oh, a holiday?
Ivan: No, I've been awarded a scholarship to study in France/Germany/Japan/Malaysia/America/Italy
Amy: Wow! Another one? You go to so many places. Haha, you never stay put, you global slut.
Ivan: Haha, yeah, well when the opportunity presents itself I gotta take advantage of it.

by Rina Lam October 19, 2011

Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

cunt globe

when ones cunt has been so viciously humped that it resembles a globe, very loose and open.

I was about to give this chick the works but when i pulled down her kelt she had a cunt globe.

by dj b March 16, 2005

globalization

Yes, as the definition above states, globalization is the exchange of goods, services and ideas across national boundaries. What many people fail to realize is that globalization has been going on for hundreds of years. However, the rate at which globalization has been spreading has increased dramatically within the past two decades due to factors like technological advancements in communications.

Globalization does not make the rich richer and the poor poorer. This is a common myth held by many narrow-minded religious fanatics and ignorant people who don’t know the first thing about business. Anybody who has taken a basic introductory course in economics will realize why globalization works to both the more affluent as well as the poorer nations’ advantage.

There is a growing disparity, however, between nations that are not globalized and those that are becoming more globalized. A study conducted by the World Bank in 2005 proves that nations who have taken part in globalization have experienced a growth in education levels, as well as an increase in GDP and standard of living. On the other hand, their less-globalized counterparts suffered the reverse.

Have you had your glass of Globalization today?

by Globalization May 27, 2006

Globetard

Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.

The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.

by Dust678 April 30, 2019