flusterballs

balls that are all over the place; balls that can't focus.

hey dude, you're such a flusterballs

by elicious September 29, 2012

Flusterbummed

To be so upset or bummed out about something that you feel overwhelmed with grief, spastic anxiety and adrenaline.

The buddhist who never harmed a fly was flusterbummed when he accidentally killed the bug in his bathroom.

by Symple July 28, 2014

Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.

I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .

by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017

FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.

Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.

by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019

Foster Effect

When someone you invite to a group or event, (usually a female) hijacks said group or event for their own purposes or desires.

"Wait, Faith doesn't want to go to Maude's Cafe? We decided on that weeks ago!"
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."

by Hahayeah11 June 7, 2019

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

foster nigga

A man that gets with a woman a few months before tax season and stays with her till the end of April maybe May just to mooch off of her until she can give up Half her income tax return

Girl this foster nigga stayed with me and took half my tax money then left after he used me up

by Kween Kellzzzz October 6, 2019