funky booty syndrome

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.

b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.
I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.
by Scottie does know December 14, 2005
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The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.
Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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funky boo boo

overwhelming smell of all bad smells combined to the 87th power.
damn it smells like funky boo boo up in here
by zorg worg December 14, 2022
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Funky Uncle Jeffrey

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”
by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021
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Funky big sauce

Funky big sauce
Darren: Yo! Dude! bro!

Sam: Funky big sauce
by FunkyBigSauce August 31, 2022
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Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
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