Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.

The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

by samir rimas November 20, 2010

Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.

That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.

by You Con Ho September 7, 2013

Forest Whitaker Orgasm

An orgasm so pleasuring that the person's left eye twitches uncontrollably for an extended period of time.

"Yo did Melissa and you hook up?"

"Yeah man, she gave me a Forest Whitaker Orgasm."
"Damn that's some shit."

by JayRayCrayCray June 12, 2015

ferentinos

The last name of the baddest bitch out there. Once people know that name they'll be crawling for you. These bitches don't even need to try to be good. These are the people who could make it happen with anybody. Ferentinoses a the ones people dream of being.

"Dude, that kid is the dankiest kid out in the field"
" His last name is definitely ferentinos "

by Savage 102.0 November 21, 2016

forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.

Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"

by Beardy February 10, 2017

Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.

She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.

by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018