The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.

"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.

by sunshiyong December 8, 2010

floater

A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.

Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.

by breathdeeply April 12, 2009

floater

A basketball shot in which the ball is launched into a considerably higher arc than that of a normal shot. It is usually the weopon of smaller players (usually Guards) to score over the top of larger players. They can be taken of both feet as a normal jumpshot just pushed higher or off of one like a high launched lay up.

Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns) Hits the floater to tie the game

by Kendle_cranks June 11, 2006

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014

Float

Getting High....Smoking Weed...like stoning or blazing

Let's float this weekend at my place

by Bob Marley's cousin Dick June 10, 2013

floatin'

1. Meaning cool or awesome
2. Can also be used to describe things that are suspended in air/ levitating, but this is not as important or as useful as definition 1

"Man check that out Mark! Thats floatin'!" I said as Patrick looked on. "yea dude that's really floatin'" exclaimed Jeremy.

by Jonathan "Hammy" Hamilton November 16, 2005

alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.

His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.

by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014